In short you relive your’m miserable train train quotidien: metro-boulot-dodo or for a lucky glandouiller in a college without knowing yet what to do after your Master …
Tu en as marre? Want to join the Jet Set? You mixes? Want to take a club, a pub famous?
These are the methods that will help you rich, rich!
ASSOCIATED WITH THE MAFIA
The relationship between the mafia and discotheques have been around forever, it must be said that the night environment lends itself beautifully to the laundering of money since many circulates in black, to the dismay of the inspectors who can not control much. A kind of tax. In London, it is well known that wares-houses under the control of British gangs. And their owners: BINGO!
SELL DRUGS
The temptation: a deal that is to sell its 5 pills mates to buy his records (not to hope to afford a Porshe soon with this business). To succeed and make money, it’s best wholesale dealer but it’s illegal. Tomy Adams, wholesale dealer in the wet clubbing was arrested in 1998, he was the head of a business of 14 million annual …
BECOME SUPERSTAR DJ
You understand what the audience wants, you put your personal tastes aside and you give them what they want. At a stroke you book for the other side of the planet was 30 000 3 hours of Jet, you travel business class, you spend the summer in Ibiza, you play (for less, they are friends) , anniversaries Beyonce Madonna and you go out with top models. In short we are not credible, but you are pete Thune.
ORGANIZER EVENINGS
And yes, it does seem like much but it is a small business to become truly enormous. Large events such as Manumission and around the world, from Moscow to Singapore with their caravans of dancers, gogo, DJ … By selling the concept of large boxes well decide to make a shot (in the cash drawer), a handful of organizers placed high among the main business of the richest Hispanics. Bernard Tapie has to be retrained.
YOU MADE OUT
Ideal if you have no particular talent. Or you go can not you see that, especially because your sense of clothing or ridiculous is not commonly accepted by the Company. Persevere and continue to come out like crazy and not being afraid of the color, piercings, high heels and cotillons. In addition to free admission, a producer eventually inevitably offer you record a disc, a film or put you on the sidewalk.
MAKES A BIG TUBE
Not a pipe underground that will sell to better a 5000 vinyl copies and nourish the playlists of DJs pretentious. But a good old tube designed specifically for boxes outdated and large rotations FM (follow my eyes). First you enchainer tour of TV trays, then you redeem the rights Sacem. Six months later, your title is selected for large mega-dance compilations. One year after you begin the tour of clubs ringards. At this rate, you can earn royalties for 5 good years. The typical example: Born to be alive Patrick Hernandez. One tube is active, but he still lives.
MANAGED YOUR Pognon
In the middle of the night, the payroll can be a arlesienne. When it exists, it is revised downward just enjoy history of the minimum union. The rest being mostly paid hand in hand. While most DJs are paid in cash, superstar DJs internationnaux surround themselves with their tax advisers how to manage their money as best as possible. Many cash used for minor things (Villa in Saint Tropez, the Holiday Reunion …)
CHRONIC MONDAIN
It does not always win but you have good access to a range of benefits difficult to quantify: premieres, VIP invitations, consumption, open bars, drugs …) In short you pay nothing and organizers who wish you say well the evening highly water you everything you need to have a good time. It is a way to live like a millionaire by winning the salary of a poor person, without taxes.
THE WIFE MISS FRANCE
Perso, je te la laisse, tires is not my thing …